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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.<\/p>\n

One woman said, \u201cI call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The second woman giggled and confessed, \u201cI call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.\u201d<\/p>\n

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, \u201cSay, what do you call your husband?\u201d<\/p>\n

She frowned and said, \u201cThe postman.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy the postman?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBecause he always delivers late, and half the time it\u2019s in the wrong box.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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