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So the bartender says to another man in the bar:<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy don\u2019t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times.
\nThey drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man.<\/p>\n
He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.<\/p>\n
The drunk\u2019s wife greets them at the door:<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy thank you for bringing him home for me, but where\u2019s his wheel chair?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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