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A man and a blonde meet in an elevator.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere are you heading today?\u201d the man asks.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHow much do you get paid for giving blood?\u201d \u201cAbout $20.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWow,\u201d says the man, \u201cI\u2019m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman angrily gets off the elevator.<\/p>\n

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.<\/p>\n

\u201cFancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSperm bank,\u201d she says with her mouth full.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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