{"id":547,"date":"2024-11-27T01:57:50","date_gmt":"2024-11-27T01:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547"},"modified":"2024-11-27T01:57:50","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T01:57:50","slug":"a-butterfly-tattooed-on-each","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547","title":{"rendered":"A butterfly tattooed on each \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u x1yc453h\" dir=\"auto\">When she gets home she goes to her bedroom &#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-548\" src=\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/v-19-175x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"175\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/v-19-175x300.jpg 175w, https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/v-19.jpg 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 175px) 100vw, 175px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A lady goes to a tattooist and asks to have a butterfly tattooed on each of her bum cheeks.<\/p>\n<p>The tattooist says he doesn\u2019t know how to do butterflies, however, he could tattoo Bees. She thought about it for a moment and agreed to have bees tattooed instead.<\/p>\n<p>When she gets home she goes to her bedroom pulls down her pants and underwear and bends over the bed. She then calls out to her husband to view what she\u2019s got for him.<\/p>\n<p>On asking her husband\u2019s opinion he replies, \u2018hmmm very nice, but who the hell is BoB?!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When she gets home she goes to her bedroom &#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment A lady goes to a tattooist and asks to have a butterfly&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>A butterfly tattooed on each \u2026 - Breaking News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"A butterfly tattooed on each \u2026 - Breaking News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"When she gets home she goes to her bedroom &#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment A lady goes to a tattooist and asks to have a butterfly...\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Breaking News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2024-11-27T01:57:50+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547\",\"name\":\"A butterfly tattooed on each \u2026 - Breaking News\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\",\"datePublished\":\"2024-11-27T01:57:50+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2024-11-27T01:57:50+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/#\/schema\/person\/3223de9ecc4e1e85a0cb8e441c4ce419\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/?p=547#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"A butterfly tattooed on each \u2026\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/lifestory99.xyz\/\",\"name\":\"Breaking News\",\"description\":\"Welcome &amp; 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