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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. \u201cI want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you\u2019ll have lost at least 5 pounds.\u201dWhen the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. \u201cWhy, that\u2019s amazing!\u201d the doctor said, \u201cDid you follow my instructions? \u201dThe blonde nodded\u2026 \u201cI\u2019ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day. \u201cFrom hunger, you mean?\u201d, asked the doctor. \u201cNo, from skipping.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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