A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says:
“Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”
The blonde replies:
“Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”
The man responds:
“Huh.. that’s interesting.. why did you name them such names?”
The blonde sighs and shakes her head.
“Everyone keeps asking me the same thing…
duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??”